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Louisville Rock Closeup
By Eddy Metal

Name – Chloa Mardis

Age – 29

Chloa Mardis

Instrument – Windpipes, kazoo, cowbell, brassknuckles, keys

Band/Former Bands – Anton Mink and resident vocalist w/ Dj Headknockah

How long on instrument – Ever since the doctor spanked me on the ass.

Equipment – Megaphone and a soapbox.

Influences – Mary J. Blige, Jim Morrisson, Glenn Danzig, Patsy Cline, Billie Holliday

My first gig – Club Salsa back in the day! I actually sang though some headphones because there was no mic.

Hobbies – Right now I've been concentrating on some home brew.

Favorite movies – Sin City, Children of Men, Gummo, Big Trouble in Little China, Pineapple Express

Favorite food – Sushi from Sapporo's!

Favorite place – Puerto Escondido, Mexico

Bad habits – Taco Bell always gets me into trouble!

What I'm listening to nowadays – Usually this changes every few days, right now I'm in a retro mode with The Mary Jane Girls and Patrice Rushen.

Coolest thing I've done – Acid

Most embarrassing moment – Me embarassed? When we went on tour I had a little headcold by the time we got to Oakland and I had to stuff some bits of toilet paper in my nose because it was running so bad, anywho one of them popped out during a heavy part but thankfully no snotties followed.

Who do you love – Jesus

When/where did you first get some – I'm saving myself for marriage.