Louisville Rock Closeup
By Eddy Metal
Sean Garrison

Name: Sean A Garrison

Age: 49

Instrument: Yelling and Geetar

Band/Former Bands: I Have A Knife, The Five Finger Discount, Kinghorse, Maurice

How long on instrument: Since the late Jurassic period I never really get any better on guitar because of my tiny fingers and my complete lack of musical talent.

Equipment: My soothing and sexy voice and I own a Tokai Love Rock that I play badly while I watch T V.

Influences: Sleep apnea, PTSD, coffee, intense confusion, Flip Wilson and Bubs Bailey

My first gig: January, 1983?

Hobbies: Painting bad pictures, my bicycle, groping my wife, being confused by "normal" human behavior and ripping on people for having emotions and ideas that confuse me I'm supposed to feel bad about this last thing even though everyone does this.

Favorite movies: The Seven Samurai, Dr Strangelove, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Anchorman, The Seventh Seal.

Favorite food: Fried chicken.

Favorite place: Where they keep the fried chicken.

Favorite sports or team: I refuse to answer this question, as my answer will just piss off everyone within 50 miles who like that stuff.

What I'm listening to nowadays: The Sonny Bono solo album, Hanoi Jane, Ron, Kansas and Boston.

Coolest thing I've done: Marry Kara Williams.

Most embarrassing moment: I am going to assume that this is a trick question, since it is impossible to pick just one My definition of what somebody should be embarrassed by is so out of step with the human race that I don't know how to choose.

Bad Habits: I cannot control my disdain for the basic social feudal system that the human monkey always seems to fall into.

What was your first concert ever: Kiss and AC/DC.

If you could meet a Rockstar ( past or present ), who would it be, and why: I have always wanted to punch Mick Jagger's oversized teeth out of his smug and disgusting face.

Who do you love: My wife.